Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on
someone you don’t know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. […]

Probably not the real ones but good for a laugh anyway!

Chasing the Australian target of 434, SA were at one stage 135 for 9 in the 49th over. Chuck Norris, batting at number 10, then hit 300 off the last 4 balls to claim victory for SA. He then roundhouse kicked Ricky Ponting in the face at the post match presentation to show his dissatisfaction […]

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he […]

1. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck
Norris is going to kill you.
2. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in
half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
4. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it […]

[This blog post is dedicated to my sister Lyndi who’s living it up in the UK!]
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