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Having it in Newtown this Saturday (Sept 29th) from either 10-5 or 1-5 (depending on what you want to come to). More of a hang-out and meet people, I guess. And playing games in an urban space. Different? Yes. Fun? It better be! See the Facebook event I created…

What a great song! Brett has done the impossible - releasing a follow-up to his “Squishy Fruit Conspiracy” genius track which took Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein by storm a few years back. As the 24.com download site says, “Crazy-assed wigga who dropped the “Squishy Fruit Conspiracy” returns with this slapstick rap parody of Snow’s “Informer”. Infamous stuffed dolphin […]

At the risk of being ridiculously cheeky, and then being cheeky anyway, here is my birthday list, in order of preference:

Moleskine Classic Plain Notebook (Plain, 112 pages - just like the one I currently have). +- R90.
Apple Mighty Mouse. Waynes World Cresta might have one (not the wireless one, please!). +- R439 (don’t pay more!).
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I’m going to Riaan’s wedding on Saturday and am actually really looking forward to it! My date is Kath and we’ve decided to be so cool that people will want to hang around us more. I’m also anticipating hanging out with some Honeyridgers who I’ve been out of contact with for a while (you know […]

“If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.”

It’s amazing the things you can learn sitting in a open desktop environment. Like the guy sitting next to me is trying to hide a hickey on the left side his neck and while he’s trying to help a client she notices…and starts laughing. He keeps on claiming he was mugged this last weekend but […]

From Graeme: For those, like me, who have to resort to watching Aus vs NZ by Internet and seeing the text commentary, I thought you might appreciate this little gem:
30.1 Voges to McMillan, no run, fired in on middle and leg, he drives back to Voges
30.2 Voges to McMillan, SIX, I’m counting each one for […]

Euro-English

27Sep06

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become […]

Well, to the first 90 people who request them (the email annoucement was sent today) from Joburg.co.za. The movie is “World Trade Center” (full description follows) and is about 2 firefighters who survived after the center collapsed on them.

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
(thanks to Sarah for the email)

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