So the toothpaste didn’t work? Bummer.
]]>My mates and I want to a strip club for my bachelors party, and one of the fine dancers decided to make her mark on one of my friends, vampire style.
We were hoping that it would go away after a day or so and hopefully his girlfriend wouldn’t see it when he got home.
The next day it looked WAY worse! We tried everything from ice to calendula cream to toothpaste. None of it worked!
In the end he got his girlfriend really drunk, then told her to give him a hickey. Somehow she managed to suck his neck right over where the stripper had, and didn’t notice there was something there!
I really don’t know how he got away with it!!!
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