Toothpaste can remove a hickey
05Mar07
It’s amazing the things you can learn sitting in a open desktop environment. Like the guy sitting next to me is trying to hide a hickey on the left side his neck and while he’s trying to help a client she notices…and starts laughing. He keeps on claiming he was mugged this last weekend but she’s too clever for that. Eventually he admits it was a girl he met in Alberton and as they drop their voices in case anyone should hear, she tells him that he can remove the hickey by rubbing toothpaste on it. Hooray! Now I have something to add to my list of things to try, but first I have to find a suitable woman…(unless I become a monk first).
I’m glad I’ve learnt something today.
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It doesn’t work I’m afraid.
My mates and I want to a strip club for my bachelors party, and one of the fine dancers decided to make her mark on one of my friends, vampire style.
We were hoping that it would go away after a day or so and hopefully his girlfriend wouldn’t see it when he got home.
The next day it looked WAY worse! We tried everything from ice to calendula cream to toothpaste. None of it worked!
In the end he got his girlfriend really drunk, then told her to give him a hickey. Somehow she managed to suck his neck right over where the stripper had, and didn’t notice there was something there!
I really don’t know how he got away with it!!!
Hahahahaha! That’s a brilliant story! Can’t believe he managed to get his girlfriend drunk without her getting suspicious…AND then convinced her to give him a hickey. She’s a keeper!
So the toothpaste didn’t work? Bummer.