Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following subjects at Damelin:

• Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
• The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
• Parties: Going Without New Outfits
• Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game
• Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
• Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
• Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
• Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
• Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
• Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
• Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
• Introduction to Parking
• Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
• Water Retention: Fact or Fat
• Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
• Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
• Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
• Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
• PMS: Your Problem… Not His
• Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
• Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
• Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
• Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
• Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
• TV Remotes: For Men Only
• Getting ready to go out: Start the day before

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand!

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